After a long year, it was finally time for another
Lake Bash.
This year we moved it to
Lake Powell, Arizona /
Utah.
Before I get into the details of the week, I think it is important to highlight the crew members and explain their roles.
Without solid teamwork, the trip would have been a disaster.
Thank goodness we all played nicely together.
- Captain Dan (aka Ice Man). As you can guess from his title, he was the main leader in our group. He organized, planned, and executed this fine excursion.
- Brian - Electronic Navigator. With a GPS handy, Brian led us up and down the Lake with ease.
- Scott - Paper Navigator: Scott preferred to use a more basic form to navigate up and down the river – a napkin map (whatever works, right?).
- Allan – Knot Expert: Allan used his fancy knot tying expertise to secure the boat each time we beached; we would have been drifting aimlessly without him.
- Rich – Smoothie God and Squirrel Wrangler: What would we have done without the smoothies on the last day? As a smoothie snob, I must admit it was an excellent idea and they were very tasty. The Squirrel Wrangler part is explained under Night 1.
- Amanda – Cleaning Master: Amanda somehow kept the 8 x 10 room that eight people were sharing all day and night cleaned the entire trip.
- Becky – Pancake Maker: Well I couldn’t beach the boat, but I sure could feed the crew. Who needs measuring cups when you have coffee cups?
- Mario – the Part-timer: Although Mario was only with us a few days, he definitely helped us get started and organized. We would still be wondering in Wal-Mart if it wasn’t for him.
Okay, so now you know who everyone is, let’s start with day 1.
Day 1: Taco Bell, Subway, Horseshoe Bend, Wal-Mart, Rental Cars, Alstrom Point.
As you can see from the title, it was a very busy day, and somehow we got it all accomplished in half a day. Brian and I arrived in Page, Arizona and stopped at Taco Bell for some fine Mexican cuisine - which isn’t exactly the place a vegetarian prefers to eat. So, once Allan and Amanda arrived we all went over to Subway for some vegetarian friendly food.
After we were all fueled up, we went to Horseshoe Bend (pictured below). Not much to say about Horseshoe Bend other than it was about a mile from the main road and it was a total tourist overlook. We didn’t spend much time there, just enough to appreciate the true beauty it had to offer.

Next, we divided into teams: half went to Wal-Mart to get food and supplies for the night and the other half went to the rental car place to get two high clearance, 4-wheel drive SUV’s. The cars were very important in order to reach the isolated Alstrom Point.
Again, we rejoined as a group, loaded up the rental cars and began the 2 hour drive to Alstrom Point. I’m not sure how many miles we had to drive to get there, but I would guess less than 30. However, the drive took so long because we had to drive off-road like we were in some sort of cheesy SUV commercial (see picture below).

For those who were in my car….this is for you… “You can do it, but I am getting out and walking back.” No need to point fingers, but we almost drove willingly over a cliff. Minor detail.
Well, after a long and very bumpy ride, we made it to Alstrom Point right before sunset. We all stopped, watched, took pictures, and admired the incredible views.
Night 1. NO! Get Out!
After we watched the sunset, we cooked some food and set up our tents. However, due to the wind factor, we almost lost two of our tents over a cliff. (Allan, you can thank me later for saving yours.) Anyway, we threw a bunch of crap in each tent and put rocks on all the stakes and that did the trick. The rest of the night we sat under an incredible blanket of stars. I have never in my life seen so many stars. What an experience.
Naturally, as the night went on and we knew we had a long day ahead of us, we all slinked away to our sleeping areas. Brian and I were in one tent, Amanda and Allan were in a second tent, Mario was in a third tent, Dan was on the ground outside, and Rich and Scott each slept in a SUV.
Here comes the hilarious part. In the middle of the night, Brian gets up to go to the bathroom, which of course wakes me up. Brian returns and about 5 minutes later I hear one of the guys yell “NO! Get Out!” My first thought was, I guess someone is playing a late night prank on someone. Oh how wrong I was. The next morning we discovered Rich was being attacked by a squirrel all night long. The squirrel kept jumping into the car and as Rich described “I could tell he was losing respect for me.” The squirrel may have compromised our bread, but he sure did give us all a good laugh.
Day 2: Alstrom Point, Boat Rental, First Attempt at Beaching the Boat
Alright, so we took some pictures of the sunrise over Alstrom Point, packed up our gear, and headed back down the bumpy dirt field they called a road. We ran some quick errands, returned the car, and headed to our houseboat. What a beauty she was. From this point on, the houseboat will be referred to as its call name “Ice Man” and the powerboat is “Jimmy Sprinkles.”
We got a 45-minute, crash course lesson from Gary on how to operate the boat (he even used some German words for our listening pleasure). I think each person retained about 5 percent of what Gary said, luckily, we didn’t all remember the same 5 percent. So here comes the fun part, taking Ice Man out for a ride.

The first day we only could take Ice Man and Jimmy Sprinkles a few hours down the lake. Then, came our first beaching experience. I am not sure how many mini-disasters it takes before you have a real disaster on your hands, but I think we were close that night. Something about having 6 guys pulling 4 anchors in different directions and tying knots in different areas, and digging random holes on the beach – just didn’t work out so well the first time or the second time…but the guys finally got it and we didn’t budge at all. Key phrases from that event was “Whatever you do, do that” “No, whatever you don’t do that” “Yes, you have to do that” “No, do NOT do that”……can you see how it wasn’t exactly a smooth and seamless beaching.
Night 2. Group Photo
Not much happened the second night, we had a few drinks and took a group photo on the top of Ice Man. And, we put Rich in a squirrel free sleeping area.

Day 3. Water Slide, Gunsight Bay, a random Island, and a Storm
The next morning, we all got up and I cooked delicious pancakes while the boys (and Amanda) slid down the waterslide on the back of Ice Man. After, the morning fun, Rich, Scott, and Mario jumped into Jimmy Sprinkles and took Mario back to the main dock. While Jimmy Sprinkles was cruising the lake, Dan, Brian, Allan, Amanda, and myself cruised our way in Ice Man to Gunsight Bay (the same water we overlooked when we were at Alstrom Point a few days earlier). Shortly after we arrived in Gunsight Bay, Jimmy Sprinkles caught back up to us.
This is when yet another mini disaster arose. We decided to beach Ice Man on a small island, take a few pictures and explore. We beached the boat with relatively no problems, took a few pictures, explored, and all was good. But, then when we came to leaving the island….we had a few minor technicalities. The currant was pushing Ice Man into the island so we used Jimmy Sprinkles to pull the houseboat away. This is where things get fuzzy. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but I do know that Ice Man pulled successfully away from the Island without an anchor and without Rich and Scott on board. Yes, that’s right, Rich was holding an anchor and some rope on the island with Scott standing beside him. Luckily, Brian in Jimmy Sprinkles was able to cruise back to the island to rescue the guys.
As we are cruising down the river, we notice the sky is almost pitch black behind us and lightening is flashing all around us. We decided to play it safe and beached Ice Man once again in Warm Creek Canyon. Although it wasn’t a picture perfect beaching attempt, Amanda and I did notice the boys had vastly improved from the night before.
The storm approached and we all sat on the back of the boat watching the lightening show. Somehow the storm went right around us so we had the benefit of watching the show but we didn’t have to actually get wet.

Night 3. Fire pit and drinks
We found some dry logs, and Brian dug a very deep and wide fire pit in the sand. We all grabbed a few drinks and sat around the fire. I’m not sure how long we were out there, but it started to sprinkle and we had electronics (iPod speakers) with us so we all went inside for the night. We continued the drinking and again headed to bed.
Day 4. Hiking in Warm Creek Canyon / West Creek River
This was the day I was looking forward to the most. The day we got off the boat and explored the incredible scenery around us. We loaded our packs, got in Jimmy Sprinkles and headed into the narrow canyon. Soon enough we were faced with low water levels and a massive amount of downed logs. We beached Jimmy Sprinkles and began our trek in waist high water (well waist high on me, it was mid-thigh on everyone else). We hiked about 7 miles I would guess round trip. Most of the hike was in a substance most like quick-sand, but we also waded in a ton of cool water and hiked over a lot of rocks. It was a hike unlike anything else I had ever done before. It was freaking awesome. (Thanks Allan for pulling me out of knee-deep sand).

Day 5. Return Ice Man, visit Hole-in-the-Rock (aka Wahweap Window), Return Jimmy Sprinkles
Okay Day 5 was supposed to be one of the more relaxing days, but it was actually the most terrifying day. Let me begin by saying, returning Ice Man was a breeze and we passed inspection with flying colors. We then headed over to Hole-in-the-Rock in Jimmy Sprinkles, took a few pictures, played around on the lake, and then headed back to gas up. This is where it turns scary. So we are on the boat as the lady is filling our tanks. Another powerboat comes tearing into the dock area and the workers blow a horn at him telling him to “SLOW DOWN.” He does slow down but he still rams his boat into the dock as he tries to get gas. He then decides to turn the boat around, sadly, he doesn’t have very good control of the boat. As we are all watching this unfold, we all know this isn’t going to end well for him. Then all the sudden he hits the gas and his wife falls on her a$$. As I am laughing at her falling (we know how I can’t control my laughter sometimes), I quickly realize he is heading right for our boat. Next thing I hear is Allan yelling “Brace yourself, Brace, Brace for impact.” And then WHAM! He T-bones Jimmy Sprinkles. Next a few of us start yelling “What the f- are you doing” and he replies nonchalantly “Sorri.” As if we were the crazy ones for yelling when he just damaged Jimmy Sprinkles and scared the crap out of all us. Thankfully, we were all fine and we all got a lot of laughs out of it. (This is the autobahn, yes?)

All in all, it was an incredible experience and I want to go on another lake trip NOW. Thank you to all the guys that went on the trip, it wouldn’t have been the same without each of you. As I said on Day 2, my stomach had never hurt that much from laughing and you guys kept me laughing for three more days.
If this blog wasn’t enough for you, here are the links to all the pictures.
Day 1: Horseshoe Bend and Alstrom Point:
http://picasaweb.google.com/bwelch23/FirstDayHorseshoeBendAndAlstromPoint
Day 2: Alstrom Point and First Day on the Boat:
http://picasaweb.google.com/bwelch23/Day2SunriseAtAlstromPointAndFirstDayOfBoating
Day 3: Island and Gregory's Butte:
http://picasaweb.google.com/bwelch23/ThirdDayIslandAndGregorySButte
Day 4: Canyon Hiking
http://picasaweb.google.com/bwelch23/FourthDayHikingLakePowell
Day 5: Houseboat and Hole-in-the-Rock
http://picasaweb.google.com/bwelch23/FifthDayHouseboatHoleInTheRock
Enjoy!
Becky